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Lightweight, breathable, and quietly sarcastic — this long sleeve tee carries a dry sense of humor where others bring small talk. The soft, athletic cut moves with you on morning runs, late-night walks, or when you’re navigating crowded events and want your shirt to do the talking. The muted, all-caps print reads like a wry aside: unassuming at first, direct when you need it. It feels cool against the skin and dries fast, so it’s as comfortable on active days as it is layered under a jacket for evening plans.
Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and breathability
- Extra-lightweight fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for a barely-there feel
- Durable DTF print that stays crisp through wear
- Athletic fit that follows movement without clinging
- Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Long Sleeve Tee — “How Much Longer Before The Talking Stops? ALL CAPS” Minimal Graphic Top
$22.57
Product features
- 100% moisture-wicking polyester for fast drying and breathability
- Extra-lightweight fabric (3.8 oz/yd²) for a barely-there feel
- Durable DTF print that stays crisp through wear
- Athletic fit that follows movement without clinging
- Tear-away label for irritation-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean