A soft, garment-dyed tee featuring a playful baking illustration: a hand mixer splashing batter and a small cake with the cheeky caption “BABY, BATTER, SPLATTER.” The relaxed fit and medium-weight 100% ring-spun cotton feel lived-in from day one, while the tubular knit and double-needle seams give it durable structure. This shirt slips into weekend routines—baking sessions, farmer’s market runs, or cozy kitchen dance breaks—bringing a warm, tongue-in-cheek energy that other tees don’t. The muted, washed color from post-construction dyeing makes the print feel vintage and worn-in, so it reads like a favorite you’ve owned for years.
Product Type: T-Shirt Theme/Features: playful baking illustration, vintage-washed garment dye, cheeky caption (“BABY, BATTER, SPLATTER”) Target Audience: home bakers, baking-enthusiast creators, kitchen hobbyists, food-lovers with a sense of humor Occasions: casual baking sessions, weekend brunches, holiday cookie days, informal friend gatherings
This tee fits into a baker’s life like flour on the counter—comforting and a little messy. Short sentences. Warm kitchen light. Sticky hands turned into a laugh-worthy moment. Slip it on before you preheat the oven; it moves with you while you whisk, scrape, and taste. The faded dye and relaxed cut speak “I bake often,” not “I’m trying too hard.” Wear it to a cookie swap, to teach a kid how to fold batter, or while filming your next recipe reel. It uses kitchen-talk—whisk, batter, splash—so it feels familiar, not staged. The look pairs with faded jeans and flour-dusted aprons, fitting right into slow Sunday baking rituals.
Product features - Sizes S–4XL (select partners) with Comfort Colors 1717 size chart - 100% ring-spun US cotton, medium-weight (6.1 oz/yd²) and pre-shrunk - Garment-dyed for soft, vintage-washed color and texture - Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitched seams for durability - Relaxed fit, sewn-in label, made in Honduras; available in 58 colors
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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